The day was bright and hot. Karin, Jennifer, and Lollo were inside the complex cooling off. Lollo looked out the window. A spark of excitement could be seen.
"When is Rammstein coming again?" Jennifer asked, fanning herself.
Karin looked at her watch. She held up her right hand. 5...4...3...2...1. She pointed to Lollo. Lollo turned toward the girls.
"They're here," she said mimicking the girl off of the "Poltergeist." Jennifer smiled at Lollo. She looked to Karin.
"Don't you ever talk?" Karin smiled broadly.
"Manchmal."
Lollo sat down on the couch. Nicola busted through the door.
"They're here," she whispered excitedly. Karin smiled from ear to ear showing her teeth. Lollo and Jennifer laughed. Jennifer wiped a tear from her eye.
"Who's giving the interview again?"
Nicola plopped down next to Lollo. Everyone's smiles faded. Karin mouthed Vera.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Nicola screamed.
Lollo covered her ears.
"Ya know," Karin began, "y'all can watch them through either the moniters in the computer room or the one-way mirror in the spy room." Lollo and Nicola got up quickly.
"Of course," Karin continued, "either way that would be spying."
"According to you it's just looking in on a friend to see how they are doing," Nicola stated as she and Lollo headed toward the door.
"So," Lollo continued, "we're just looking in on some friends." They left. Karin and Jennifer sat there and looked at each other.
"I don't know about you, but," Jennifer got up, "I'm going to drop in on our friends." Jennifer left. Karin just smiled.
"Good! Now I have the whole lounge to myself."

Rammstein were sitted in the interview room and were patiently waiting. Jennifer entered the spy room and took a seat next to Lollo.
"Has anything started?" Jennifer asked.
"Nope," Nicola answered. "Vera's late as usual."
"Let's hope they don't turn off the lights in the interview room," Lollo laughed.
"Oh, yea, let's hope," Nicole and Jennifer giggled.
A blond, beautiful woman with big breasts walked into the interview room. She had on spiked high heels and was dressed to kill.
"Hello, my name is Vera," she introduced. The men of Rammstein introduced themselves. Vera sat down.
"Ok, let's get started."

Karin danced about the room gaily. She was so happy to be alone. Two men entered the lounge. One had glasses and the other was bald. Karin stopped dancing and looked at the men. She turned 12 shades of red. The two men smiled at her and left.
"Oh," Karin breathed. "That was very, very embarrassing. I think I just met Emu and Tom."

"Till, what's the matter?" Vera asked.
"He's tired," Flake answered.
"I'm sorry, Till," Vera apologized. "Maybe we should reschedule?"
"Nein, nein. Let's go no with it," Till answered. He leaned his back and closed his eyes.
"They all look sooo beat," Jennifer noted.
"Maybe they should rest," Nicola suggested.
"The only person who looks awake is Richard," Lollo said. Vera was talking away. The boys nodded now and then.
"So, do you think this new album has or will turn some of your fans away?" Vera questioned.
"I think not," Flake yawned.
"Why do you ask, Ms. Vera?" Olli asked, trying to stay awake.
"I was curious," Vera replied as she unbuttoned the top two buttons on her shirt. "Call me Vera." The boys nodded.
"I asked because..." Till gets up.
"I can't take this. I'm too tired." He left. Vera was shocked.

Karin plopped herself down on one of the couches. She yawned and stretched. Finally, she fell asleep.
"That was pretty funny," Jennifer laughed as she wiped a tear from her eye.
"I can't believe Till did that," Nicola laughed.
"No one has ever done that to Vera before," Lollo stated. "I'm impressed."
"Till is my hero," Jennifer said trying to catch her breath.

Till wandered arounded the complex sluggishly. He finally came to Lounge A. He entered and looked around.
"Gut," he said as he rubbed his eyes. "All alone." He slowly walked to one of the couches. A smile slowly appeared on his face. He looked around a bit. Then, he quickly ran to the restroom. Karin woke with a start. She looked around.
"Who dat?" she asked using her Asian accent. She sat up, rubbed her eyes, and went to the restroom. Vera sat there in shock.

"Hallo." Flake waved his hand in front of Vera's face.
"Uh, Vera?" Chistoph called. Olli and Richard began to fan her.
"God this is sooooo funny!" Jennifer exclaimed. Nicola entered the room.
"I got some popcorn. Anything happened yet?"
"Nope," Lollo answered as she munched on some popcorn.
"I've never seen a show like this before," Jennifer mumbled. "Boy, I hope it doesn't end." Nicole and Lollo agreed.

Till plopped himself down on a couch. He stared up at the ceiling. Karin walked out of the restroom and walked back to her couch. She walked past Till without even noticing him, plopped herself down, and fell asleep.

Vera blinked her eyes rapidly. Her mouth dropped. All of the boys began to fan her.
"Oh, mein Gott!" Paul muttered.
"What is wrong with her?" Christoph asked.
"I think she's in shock," Flake said.
"Maybe we should call the paramedics," Richard suggested. Vera got up, pushed her way through the boys, and stormed out of the room.
"Ok, maybe not," Flake whispered.
Till looked at Karin. He smiled and chuckled to himself. He got up, took off his jacket, and gently placed on her. Karin sighed a little. She drew the jacket up closer to her and smiled. Till went back to his couch and fell asleep.

The Rammstein boys followed Vera. They stayed a safe distance away from her. Jennifer, Nicole, and Lollo ran after them. They made sure not to be seen by any of them.
"Where the fuck is he?" Vera screamed. "Where is he? Where is he?"

Karin woke with a start. She looked around rapidly. Till rolled off the couch and woke, looking around the like a scared rabbit.
"Was?" he asked. Karin looked at Till strangely. Till got up from the floor quickly and straightened his clothes out. Karin got up from the couch, backing away from him. She hold up his jacket like a shield.
"Who the fuck are you and where the fuck did ya come from?" Karin screamed. She looked at him long and hard. "Wait a minute. Till? Till Lindemann?" Till nodded.
"Nice to meet ya." Karin drew her right hand toward him.
"Like wise." Till shook her hand.
"Sorry about that man."
"No problem. Why did you wake up? I was sleeping so peacefully." Karin looked to the entrance of the lounge.
"Hell is coming."
"Ooook." Till looked at Karin. "You know my name. So, what's yours?"
"Ich heisse Karin."
"Oh, you speak German."
"No, not really."
Till looked at her strangely. Karin turned her attentions to Till.
"Was?" It finally dawned on her what he was thinking. She laughed.
"My real name is Karen. I just like Karin better."
"Oh." He thought a moment. "What did you mean about 'Hell is coming'?"
Karen went to get her bookbag. It was actually an army issued medical bag. She had it hidden behind the bar. She carried it to the entrance of the lounge. She pressed her body against the wall. She opened her bag and pulled out a frying pan. Till looked on.

"Where the fuck is he?" Vera screamed. She kicked down a door and went inside to look around. Finding nothing, she continued her search.
"Till is going to die!" Nicola cried.
"Till's not going to die," Jennifer reassured.
"Yeah," Lollo agreed. "If he's with Karin, he'll be alright."
Vera kicked down the door to Lounge B. Emu and Tom were sitting in the lounge drinking beer. They sat there, in shock. Vera looked in. She was breathing hard and her eyes were wild. Emu and Tom huddled together in fear.
"Was ist das?" Tom cried.
"Ich weiss nichts!" Emu screamed.
Vera went on her way. The boys of Rammstein looked in on Emu and Tom.
"We have it under control," Richard comforted. "Don't worry."
"Don't worry!" Nicole screamed. The boys looked at the girls who were walking up.
"Till's is going to get killed!" she cried.
"No, he's not," Jennifer chimed in.
"If he's with Karin, he'll be all right," Lollo added.
"But, what if he is not with this Karin person?" Flake asked. Everyone thought a while. They all looked at each other and ran after Vera. 

Sweat rolled down Karen's face. Till stood straight and still. He was tense. Karen's breathing slowed.

Vera finally made it to Lounge A. The group way behind her were tense and nervous. Vera breathed in deeply. She smiled an evil smile. She kicked the door down. Till jumped. Vera laughed. Vera finally made it to Lounge A. The group way behind her were tense and nervous. Vera breathed in deeply. She smiled an evil smile. She kicked the door down. Till jumped. Vera laughed.
"There you are, you Mother-"
Karen swung her frying pan. BAM! Vera collasped into a heap. Karen chuckled.
"Slut."
"Karen!" Till exclaimed.
"What?" she calmly asked as she walked toward him, placing her frying pan back into her bag.
"All right, Karin!" Nicola, Jennifer, and Lollo shouted as they entered the room, stepping over Vera. The rest of Rammstein, Emu, and Tom also entered the room.
"How could you do that?" Till asked Karen.
"Don't worry about it. Karin does that to her all the time," Lollo explained.
"Till, darling," Karen began ever so sweetly, "what did you do to Vera?"
"He walked out on the interview," Richard explained. Karen frowned at Till.
"I was tired," he explained.
"Yes, he was," Jennifer confirmed. Then, there was a scream. Everyone looked toward Vera's direction. Vera was standing up wiping her bloodied nose.
"Bitch! I'm going to kill you."
Karen shrugged her shoulders and turned her back on Vera. Till stood still, wide-eyed. Everyone else scattered. Vera howled and ran toward Karen. Karen quickly turned around and gave her a right hook. Vera went down hard. She got up slowly. She looked to Karen and then to Till. She was just two feet away from Till. She socked him.
"Bitch!" Till mumbled in pain as her tried to fight her off. Karen grabbed Vera by the neck and pulled her off of Till. Till was a little bit bloodied by the attack.
"Till, this is Vera," Karen introduced.
"The sister of the Devil," Jennifer added.
"Vera is also known as 'Interviewer from Hell'," Lollo also added. Vera was spitting and snarling. Nicola shook her head.
"How the hell did you get her to do your interview?" Rammstein looked at Emu and Tom, who looked away. Then, an old grey-haired man, who looked like the guy off of KFC, entered the lounge. He took his cigar out of his mouth and looked at everyone.
"Now, what in samhill is going on here?" he asked. He had a thick Southern accent.
"Daddy!" Vera screamed, turning into a sweet delicate flower.
"Karen Rena-," the old man began.
"Eine Moment!" Karen screamed. "Don't you call me out, Big Daddy! I didn't do a damn thing."
"She's hurting me, Daddy," Vera pitifully whined. Karen let her go. Lollo just smiled. She pulled Big Daddy aside and told him everything.

The day was bright and hot. Rammstein were finishing up their interview.
"That's all I have," Vera said. She had a big bandage on her nose. Till looked at her with hate in his eyes. His face was scratched and he had a black eye. Eveyone got up and got ready to leave.
"That was so bad, now was it?" Big Daddy bellowed. Till looked at Big Daddy and to Vera.
"Yes, it was."
Flake stood next to the light switch. He smiled and flipped it off. The room grew dark. Everyone looked to the mirror. Nicols, Lollo, and Jennifer were smiling at them. Karen was asleep wrapped in Till's jacket.
"What the-?!" Vera screamed. She got up, lifted her chair, and threw it at the mirror. It bounced off and hit Paul. Nicola and Lollo ran to his aid. Jennifer was in shock and ran after them to help. Karen got up from her chair without opening her eyes. She walked into the interview room, walked up to Vera, and smacked. Till grimanced. He picked up poor Paul who was dazed and confused and threw him over his shoulder.
"Well, we better be going." He started walking to the door.
"Oh, oh my," Vera breathed. Rammstein ran out of the room.
"Wait!" Vera screamed, running off them. Nicola, Lollo, and Jennifer went to the door and watched them run. Jennifer turned to Karen, who was sitting in Big Daddy's lap with her eyes closed.
"Karen-" Jennifer began. Karen opened up her eyes and gave her an evil look.
"Karin." Karen smiled.
"Aren't you going to give Till his jacket back?"
Karen shrugged.
"He'll be back." Jennifer shrugged and looked back to Rammstein and Vera chasing them.

Outside the complex...
"Come back! Come back!" Vera screamed.
"Don't stop! Don't stop! Just keep running!" Till shouted.
"I'm going to kill Emu and Tom!" yelled Richard.
"Not if I kill him first," Paul mumbled.
"Come back! Come back! Please, come back!" Vera screamed over and over again.
Rammstein ran as fast as they could into the distance.